OLYMPICS

Okaaaay, what was up with those women last night wearing those scuba diving outfits, skis, and what looked like a bow and arrow on their back? First they did this weird walking thing, then started walking sideways, then flopped down and started shooting targets, then jumped back up and did it again! They looked like Scuba Steve from Big Daddy. I just totally did not get it, but I got a really good laugh out of it!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

FEBRUARY FUNNIES FROM FLORIDA

http://www.photoshow.com/watch/ur8Zg8Bh

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C'MON BOOTS!

I lost my style a couple years ago. Just lost it. Now I am trying to find it again (not sure I ever had it). Will thinks some of the recent stuff I’ve purchased is hilarious. I say he has no style.

I recently bought some cowgirl boots. Yes, cowgirls boots. I think they are very cute. They are half boots. I didn’t know what I was going to wear them with when I bought them, but I recently put something together. The whole leggings look has come back from the 80’s. It’s weird, but whatever. We got ready to go out and I looked in the mirror. I laughed SO hard! Toooo funny! I have small feet so the boots look like they came from the kiddie department.

Still, I decided to wear my outfit anyway. Much to Will’s chagrin, I insisted on saying, “C’mon boots!” everytime I got out of our vehicle. I enjoyed wearing them. I look forward to buying more clothes to go with them. I also look forward to finding other clothes/shoes that will embarrass Will. I am going to find his style for him soon. He is really gonna love that.

YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT?

SMILING IS JUST WEIRD

So, I was recently thinking about how strange smiles are. Think about it. You are basically looking at someone and saying, "Want to see my teeth?" Smile right now. It's weird, isn't it? We pose for pictures and make sure the camera takes shots of our teeth. Why get an x-ray at the dentist? We can just check for cavities in the pictures. We walk by perfect strangers and just flash our teeth. It's like saying, "I think I have something in my teeth. Check it out for me." What would life be like if instead we stuck out our tongues in greeting and went, "Ptttt!!!" Just curious...

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Dunkin' Donuts

Dear Dunkin' Donuts,

I have a complaint. If you are going to charge a small fortune for 6oz of coffee, doesn't it seem that you should provide a quality lid for it? I do not appreciate working over 24 hours in two nights, heading in for my 3rd night, wearing all white, going bankrupt buying your coffee, and having your very flimsy lid totally not work. I was not happy to be wearing my very expensive coffee and I was not happy to have your jagged lid cut the sides of my mouth. I am positive that you are aware of this. I am positive that you know people will pay extra for a medium cup in order to receive a better lid. I will buy coffee elsewhere.

Sincerely,

Less than happy